If I see one more fucking commenter say "Don't hold back! Tell us how you really feel." in response to a curse filled rant, I'm going to fucking snap someone's neck. Then I'm going to ask them how they feel about THAT.
UPDATE: Anonymous asks me how I really feel and that makes it damn doubly annoying. How the hell am I going to ring his neck? Do I have to choke everyone or do I start choking invisible people in mime?
UPDATE II: I just realized that, because this is a blog post, it looks like I'm talking to the commenters here. I'm not. I wrote a post about blogposts, yet forgot to think of it in the context of what it would sound like as a post on a blog. That is fucking hilarious, and that's how I really feel.
UPDATE III: It occurs to me that update number two is the kind of thing that only I will find funny, so I suggest that you don't read it.
UPDATE IV: This seems as good a post as any to randomly update for a while. It's kind of a thing I've always wanted to do, but never really had the inclination. Wait, that doesn't make sense.
UPDATE V: Today I'm planning to start jumping out of airplanes again. This should be fun.
Update VI: Oh man, that was fucking awesome. I love skydiving!
UPDATE VII: People who slurp their coffee are annoying. I'm going to start hitting them with a shovel and then slurping their blood up with a straw to show them how annoying it is.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Shut Up!
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9 comments:
Wow. Tell us how you REALLY feel.
You deserved that. Quit being a prick to your readers and be a prick to Megan instead.
Did one of my readers say that? I had no intention of being a prick to my readers with that post.
Look, all I know is that the poll is starting to get as stale as Megan's Gadget of the Month. Is Brad ever going to come up with another one?
I get it now, after multiple updates. I withdraw the prick comment, as well as my anonymity.
I think Megan wrote the new poll for us - 'what's the worst thing to happen to a person, besides being poor?'
dhalgren:
1) having to attend public school.
2) not being able to afford an appletini after a Broadway show.
3) keeping your Mini-Cooper parked in the driveway for months.
4) downshifting from Prada to Banana Republic because of budgetary limitations.
5) graduating from a state university.
'what's the worst thing to happen to a person, besides being poor?'
Straight from the horse's mouth :
being called a bitch;
being called fat and unattractive (by bloggers!);
receiving shabby treatment from retail staff;
unclean premises;
having to abide by the terms of a lease agreement when it is personally inconvenient.
^in the link above, i like where M. to the McA. talks about how people promptly adopt richer, more attractive friends right after quitting bathing. i can say this hasn't been my personal experience.
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