Megan to get hitched: Better late than never, eh? (Full disclosure: This reporter has never been married. As a libertarian libertine I'm much too dedicated to my freedom principles to enter into a contract w/ someone for emotional support or whatever the hell they do this for.)
And this is not funny:
We are finally on the brink of that happy moment that every girl dreams of: a qualified change in family status under section 125 of the tax code.And I've no idea why they think it's funny. The intention may be self-deprecation, but it's usually more self-revelatory.
This may be a revelation as well:
It turns out weddings are complicated, and require a great deal of last-minute detail management. Especially when you have to push your column through fact check before you are allowed to depart.Not that weddings are a pain, but the resentment behind "push through fact check."
Other mental images to be avoided (As well as use of "hopefully."):
hopefully I'll come back fortified by blissful romance + long hours spent lying on the beach.I won't wish the future Mrs. Suderman ill. (Don't forget the sun-block!) The present Mr. Suderman, well, good luck, pal.