In what way does Megan's superiority make you feel bad about yourself?
-I'm not a vegan. -I didn't go to an Ivy League school. -My parents couldn't afford the $38,000 tuition for my primary education. -I have never won an award for my macaroni and cheese recipe. -I don't have an iPhone. -I don't live on either US coast. -My daddy didn't pay for me to get an MBA so that he wouldn't have to support me for the rest of his life after I aimlessly earned an English degree.
What will Megan do when her interest rates skyrocket? --blame Democrats --declare bankruptcy --marry a down-on-his-luck trader --get pregnant and go on welfare
Under which circumstance would Megan revert to being a carnivore?
a) Stranded on a desert isle with an injured Andrew Sullivan b) Served beer-can chicken by Steve Gilliard in "Blacksnake Moan" scenario c) Told that bobbing for pig's knuckles means a promotion at Atlantic Halloween party d)Told that eating hot dogs causes immaculate conception e) Told not to eat meat by Jebus
McMegan is awful, just awful, but at least she's no longer employed by The Atlantic. Still, no one can read her every day and live, so we've all but given up trying. Let's just be glad her upwards failure has leveled off. Posts here will likely remain few and far between, as will my tweets. M. is still at his place and twitter and now also Whiskey Fire, and Clem maintains well deserved alumnus privileges.
for some reason Google slowly deletes votes from random polls. I think they're trying to rig the results for Jebus. You know Google, always going on about the Good Book and His word...
Who should be fired?
Who is the biggest embarassment to their respective organization?
Which fictional poor kid does Megan picture in her mind when writing about inner city public schools?
Who is the biggest methed-up self-hating queen?
Who's worst at accepting criticism?
Who has the worst case of Clinton derangement syndrome?
Who is Megan's secret dream candidate for President?
If/when Hillary drops out, who will Megan shift her hatred onto?
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New Poll:
In what way is the financial bailout good for Republicans?
or
In what ways does the financial bailout signal that Capitalism and free markets are stronger than ever?
or
In what ways does the financial bailout signal that the fundamentals of the American economy are stronger than ever?
or (god can't stop myself!)
In what ways does the financial bailout signal that we need more de-regulation to ensure that freedom can remain on the march?
In what way does Megan's superiority make you feel bad about yourself?
-I'm not a vegan.
-I didn't go to an Ivy League school.
-My parents couldn't afford the $38,000 tuition for my primary education.
-I have never won an award for my macaroni and cheese recipe.
-I don't have an iPhone.
-I don't live on either US coast.
-My daddy didn't pay for me to get an MBA so that he wouldn't have to support me for the rest of his life after I aimlessly earned an English degree.
What will Megan do when her interest rates skyrocket?
--blame Democrats
--declare bankruptcy
--marry a down-on-his-luck trader
--get pregnant and go on welfare
I forgot
--lure Jonah Goldberg to a hotel room, tie him up and rob him of his pocket money.
Under which circumstance would Megan revert to being a carnivore?
a) Stranded on a desert isle with an injured Andrew Sullivan
b) Served beer-can chicken by Steve Gilliard in "Blacksnake Moan" scenario
c) Told that bobbing for pig's knuckles means a promotion at Atlantic Halloween party
d)Told that eating hot dogs causes immaculate conception
e) Told not to eat meat by Jebus
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