Monday, June 15, 2009

Why Are Other People as Stupid as Me?

Shorter Megan McArdle:
I don't understand why anyone would watch wedding shows unless they're retarded. I used to watch wedding shows all the time. Wait, I figured out who wants to watch these shows but I think they don't really exist. These mythical creatures are called "young women*" and notoriously low on purchasing power and free time. Also, I'm mentioning weddings and Peter in the same breath again because I'm not at all very subtle at all.

*Actually, she calls them the "pre-married" because apparently she's very bitter about her past self.

UPDTAE:
Bonus Shorter:
I have nothing to say which totally makes me smarter than everyone else.

3 comments:

spencer said...

I don't know if you meant to write "I'm not at all subtle at all" at the end there, but it's such a perfect way to end a shorter Megan post. If it was intentional, it's brilliant. If it wasn't, just pretend it was.

NutellaonToast said...

Totally intentional. Glad you noticed...

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