Thursday, April 29, 2010

Get Me Everybody

A blog from the city of my alma batter has the best take on the Arizona crap-a-doodle I've seen:

I propose relocating the entire population of Puerto Rico to Arizona. Remember, Puerto Ricans, as citizens of a U.S. Territory, are citizens of the United States... even though they're brownish and speak some crazy fast moon people language. That's almost 4,000,000 (well, not "immigrants" and certainly not "illegal"... so "migrants" or "commuters", I suppose) to perplex and confound state police.
And go ahead and read the whole thing, ydoncha.


Susan of Texas said...

Next theyll round up all the white people who look Irish in Boston, right?

NutellaonToast said...

What I want to know is when the government will start figuring out what the queers are doing to our soil.