Monday, November 22, 2010

Best Typo Ever

"In the greatest movie of all the ages it appears that GMO popcorn and high-fructose corn syrup licorice are going to be replaced by the best food ever."

That will almost certainly be a box office smash.


Downpuppy said...

Maybe. The real money is at the concession stand.

Especially at the Somerville Theater, where even the wine is reasonably priced.

NutellaonToast said...

Box Office Wine. Yum

BTW, my brother lives in Somerville MA. Close to that theatre, he tells me.

NutellaonToast said...

It occurs to me now the connection between movies and popcorn and licorice, but from the context it doesn't make sense to reference them there.

I wonder if that was just some sort of subconscious connection or an intended but completely nonsensical pun.

CaptBackslap said...

That typo is nowhere near the funniest thing in the morass of utter madness it appears in.

Downpuppy said...

There's nothing mad about drinking urine to find the treasures that lie outside the Periodic Table.

Why should Mendeleev have all the fun?

Anonymous said...


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May I use part of the information from your blog post above if I give a link back to this website?


NutellaonToast said...

Alex, only if you agree to spread the word about the shortcomings of the two-dimensional periodic table of the elements.

CaptBackslap said...

Judging from the comments on that post, "mineralization" utterly destroys your ability to write coherent English.

NutellaonToast said...

"Even if you are consuming a raw food diet, you are still missing key minerals that your body needs to thrive."

nooooooooooooooooooo! You're fucking with me!

Substance McGravitas said...

Probably cures cancer though. If you're vomiting it up, you're taking the right amount!

NutellaonToast said...

As always, there is a Dead Milkmen song perfect for this but for some reason there is no Dead Milkmen on youtube.

I repeat, this is not a drill. There is no Dead Milkmen on youtube.

Some crap band called the bleach boys, sure, but the dead milkmen song of the same name which rocks socks is not on youtube.

CaptBackslap said...

Happy Thanksgiving!

As far as the article headline, it's not strictly correct, because there was this:


This blog post originally stated that one in three black men who have sex with me is HIV positive. In fact, the statistic applies to black men who have sex with men."

NutellaonToast said...

Holy shit. That is so fucking awesome.