Tuesday, December 30, 2008

How's The Weather Up There?

Say what you will about me (& they do!) I'm eco-friendly. So, I'm recycling this, from the Asymmetrical Info comments to an item about a statistical correlation between "intelligence" & (wait for it ...) height

(Do note "Fred," who, shark-style, senses "intelligence + height," & seizes the opportunity to remind all how stupid groups X, Y, & Z are, statistically.)

There's a Fred in every woodpile around here, isn't there?

That aside, Megan, we get it already. You're 6' 2" or whatever. If it's that important to you to share it w/ the world, go to the nearest 7-Eleven & have your mugshot taken next to the height indicator on the door. Or borrow the line-up room at the nearest police precinct. Or get The Atlantic to spring for a professional shoot in a fake police station. Then put the picture at the very tippy-tip-top of your blog. For extra emphasis, you could put a shot of yourself stretching to hold up the picture of how tall you are atop the sidebar.

Sheesh!!

4 comments:

Susan of Texas said...

Down here people love to take pictures of themselves next to Yao Ming life-size cut outs. Maybe Megan could pick up a little cash that way.

M. Bouffant said...

Houston, eh? Spent the winter of 1969-70 in the (Memorial) suburbs.

How difficult would it be to train Megan to stand perfectly stiff next to Southern folk? Or would it be a question of how many appletinis?

Happy Cheap Shot New Yr. to All!!

Anonymous said...

Correlation does not equal causation. The example of this I have stuck in my head from when I first learned the about the concept concerns correlation between shoe size and IQ score (for elementary school children). I don't see anything in the abstract of the study Megan cites that suggests that only adults were studied. I'm quite confident that height shows a strong correlation with income. The vast majority of people in the 2-4 foot range have incomes of $0.

Susan of Texas said...

Yes, Houston. Winter is pretty nice here, even though I can count the number of cool days on fingers and toes.

I think we can train Megan to stand very still if we tell her that she's surrounded by poor people who will take her down if she moves a muscle.