What explains Megan? We may have an answer.
Diet Coke™. Yes, Miss "I'm a vegan but I was doing it wrong so I have to stop it, pass the bacon, please" drinks Diet Coke™. So much for any pretended concern for her health.
Diet Coke = aspartame = BRAIN LESIONS. Now we've a much better idea of why she's the way she is.
And why she got some of those Sarah Palin-style cheaters.
Brain.
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Dude, wtf are you talking about?
Diet Coke still uses Aspartame?
Oh, never mind - I just went and looked it up. Didn't realize that that's what NutraSweet is. Sorry. Carry on.
Three comments on one post. That's more than Megan got on all of Teh Atlantic's "business channel" posts all day.
You want comments? Say something bad about Mark Steyn. I had 2000+ comments just because of one post.
Although I had to fumigate and have the carpets cleaned afterwards.
Hits, not comments. Sheesh.
Didn't they discover that you needed to consume like 12,000 kilograms of that stuff a day for it to cause you harm?
Yeah, aspartame is harmless. There hasn't been a single study that has shown otherwise.
The fact that people accuse it of causing everything from hyperactivity to cancer just shows that the hub-bub was just mass hysterical hypochondria.
Alright, there's not a thing wrong w/ aspartame (or so the masses say) she just has no taste buds, or likes the hideous after taste.
But if I were a walking bag of sickness (as Megan enjoys being) I wouldn't be drinking anything but water.
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