Monday, November 30, 2009

After that we can try a somersault

Wait, I've realized how we can fix our economy, get out of Iraq and do whatever it is we wanna end up doing to brown people (I dunno, sterilization seems to be a good means to what our ends seem to be).

I can't believe we didn't think of this before, but all we have to do is:

DO A BARREL ROLL!

17 comments:

BEM said...

I don't know what this website is supposed to be anymore. Did Megan get fired? Is that what happened?

NutellaonToast said...

Yeah, we won. Celebrate with a turkey.

spencer said...

You've changed, man. You used to be about the *snark.* And now it's just barrel rolls and Pixies concert pictures. I don't even know who you are anymore.

NutellaonToast said...

Try a somersault.

bulbul said...

To be fair, brad is the one with pixie pictures.
And what the fuck do you want, spence? We're burnt out and deserve a break, some of us may even have lives. Call again after Christmas, check with Susan in the mean time.

bulbul said...

Also, Jonathan Turley is an asshole.

Susan of Texas said...

I have baking to do. And she's really really boring./whine

Someone should break down her CBO posts because I sense there's a lot to mock there. Doesn't anyone actually get paid to do this? It's stupid to depend on the media to attack the media.

NutellaonToast said...

Hey, are two wearing head gear? Do you have fake foam swords? Is some wanna be psychologist telling us how whacking each other is gonna solve our emotional turmoil? IS THERE A SOOTHING ROCK-WATER FOUNTAIN IN THE WAITING ROOM? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

Now stop fucking fighting and take care of the guy behind me!

Mr. Wonderful said...

I tried doing a barrel roll. It didn't help.

Anonymous said...

I run a website called www.ignoremeganmcardle.com. I don't write anything. I've never even clicked my own link. I just do somersaults in my front yard and try not to think about Megan McArdle.

NutellaonToast said...

I love anonymous... sometimes.

spencer said...
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spencer said...

Jesus, bulbul. I was poking fun at BEM's asinine comment. Lighten up, Francis.

And for the record, I know all about the burnout Megan can inspire. I was the first casualty of it here on FMM - I only lasted a month or two before I had to hand in my keys.

Anonymous said...

Spencer,
It's "Settle down, Frances."

NutellaonToast said...

Is that the plural of France?

bulbul said...

Lighten up, Francis.
Duly noted, spencer. Same to you :)

spencer said...

Anonymous -

No, it's not.