Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Holy Fucking Fuck

Mickey Kaus is considering running in the Dem primary against Barbara Boxer.
I.... hope he does. And that blowing goats isn't a crime or sufficiently severe crime to disqualify him from office.
Please run, Mickey, we need you.
And Ann Althouse, the un-me, really, what the fuck is wrong with you to let him think of this first? There's attention out there you're not seeking, Ann. At least not yet....

And we know you don't have the courage to run, Megan, so whatever.

7 comments:

M. Bouffant said...

Now that your Harold Ford is out of it, we're back to setting the standard for political funny here on the coast w/ the most.

Best take I've read:

Absent a political base of any sort in California, I'll assume this is about something other than, you know, becoming a Senator. Fostering debate on the great issues? Weakening Boxer for the Republicans in November? Blog traffic? Unknown, but it could be interesting for awhile.

NutellaonToast said...

Amusingly, the only thing I really know about Mickey Kaus is that he blows goats. Our plan has worked. Or, I guess, your plan. I just learned about the goats. That's my only part in the plan.

Morbo said...

Awww, Google auto-fill for "Mickey Kaus " only has "Mickey Kaus blows goats" at #4. Come on, blogosphere, let's drive that up to #1.

brad said...

Well, what do you know about Hank Aaron besides the fact he was a legendary hitter? If you're a practiced and seemingly talented blower of goats you should be recognized for it.

Dhalgren said...

I don't get it. Why would we want to take-down Boxer when Diane Feinstein is the conservative who needs to go?

Boxer stood-up to Condi Rice. She stood-up to Bush. She stood-up to Rummy. She stood up to Blackwater.

Am I missing something? She she do something terrible in the last 2 years to deserve a challenge?

Next thing you know, Russ Feingold and Shelly Whitehouse are going to be challenged for being too.....good.

Dhalgren said...

Oh wait. Kaus is an asshole, and the gang here agrees.

I thought you meant Kos, as in Markos Moulitsas. Now if he challenged Boxer, my head would fucking explode.

Dhalgren said...

Althouse was too drunk to think of it first.