Friday, August 13, 2010

One of the Best

Wanted: Make out partner (quick session)

Date: 2010-08-12, 11:41AM PDT
Reply to: gigs-vaevp-1895108853@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hey there,

I'm just looking for a nice girl for a quick half-hour/hour make out session. About me, I'm 33 yo, 5'10, 210 lbs, easy going, educated and just an overall good guy.

If you're interested, drop me a line with pics, a description about yourself, your availability and your location. Thanks so much and hope to hear from you soon.
Emphasis Mine.

9 comments:

Clever Pseudonym said...

Because everybody knows when you're going to hook up for a random and impersonal make-out session with a stranger, how educated you are is really important.

Susan of Texas said...

Hi, I'm a 33yo 5'10" 210-lb female and a helluva nice woman, who wants some heavy petting with a complete strange. Looks count, so send me a your measurements.

Anonymous said...

This isn't code for prostitutes to contact him? I assumed a "make-out session" involved oral sex and "overall good guy" meant "I won't try to strangle you and bury you in my basement."

Susan of Texas said...

Maybe it meant, 'I have a mock-up of the Starship Enterprise in the basement and want to reenact "The Gamesters Of Triskelion"'

NutellaonToast said...

It was in the adult section of "gigs" in CL, so i'm pretty sure the call for prostitutes was explicit.

NutellaonToast said...

Although, I suppose he could've meant to post in the personals... I dunno. Who pays for makeouts? How much does one charge for makeouts?

Mr. Wonderful said...

What does this have to do with Peyton Manning?

M. Bouffant said...

Well, any takers? How'd the session go?

NutellaonToast said...

It was Peyton's ad