Wanted: Make out partner (quick session)
Date: 2010-08-12, 11:41AM PDTEmphasis Mine.
Reply to: gigs-vaevp-1895108853@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Hey there,
I'm just looking for a nice girl for a quick half-hour/hour make out session. About me, I'm 33 yo, 5'10, 210 lbs, easy going, educated and just an overall good guy.
If you're interested, drop me a line with pics, a description about yourself, your availability and your location. Thanks so much and hope to hear from you soon.
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Because everybody knows when you're going to hook up for a random and impersonal make-out session with a stranger, how educated you are is really important.
Hi, I'm a 33yo 5'10" 210-lb female and a helluva nice woman, who wants some heavy petting with a complete strange. Looks count, so send me a your measurements.
This isn't code for prostitutes to contact him? I assumed a "make-out session" involved oral sex and "overall good guy" meant "I won't try to strangle you and bury you in my basement."
Maybe it meant, 'I have a mock-up of the Starship Enterprise in the basement and want to reenact "The Gamesters Of Triskelion"'
It was in the adult section of "gigs" in CL, so i'm pretty sure the call for prostitutes was explicit.
Although, I suppose he could've meant to post in the personals... I dunno. Who pays for makeouts? How much does one charge for makeouts?
What does this have to do with Peyton Manning?
Well, any takers? How'd the session go?
It was Peyton's ad
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