How not to apologize

Hint #1: Don't be passive aggressive about it.

I lied: I have to respond. I didn't call you hypocrites. You do not, as far as I know, have children.

I reserve the charge of hypocrite for parents who have moved to good school districts, but "support public schooling" by voting against vouchers. The rest of you, I think are wrong, but perfectly fine, moral, upstanding human beings. 'Kay?

So, they're hypocrites once they have a kid? You might not want to expect an invitation to the eventual baby shower, Megan.