K'thnx, Giblets (A Megan McArdle Thankgiving Book, If She'd Been Able to Use Her English Degree)

Although the Dogs were kind enough to feed the Cats that first winter, the Cats, w/ their European cunning, superior technology, & plethora of diseases to which the Dogs had no immunity soon enough had the entire continent well in paw. Thanks, Dogs, for making the wrong choices & allowing the truly moral actors to maximize efficiency & create wealth on your (mass) graves.