Megan turned 126 today. Here's what she has to say:
Today's my birthday, so I spent the evening at dinner with loved ones, rather than watching television like the rest of youTitter! Modern American culture features a lot of TV watching. Titter.
This did give me some time to poll a representative sample of the non-wonketariat.And by representative you mean statistically insignificant? Also, does this imply that you have friends who aren't policy wonks? Man, I envy the fuck out of your life, Megan.
My mother, whom I have dubbed The Swing Voter because her vote has correctly called every presidential election since I was sentient, has announced that if Hillary is the nominee, she's voting Republican--regardless of who the Republican is.... and thus it is proven that Clinton Derangement Syndrome is a genetic disorder.
Meanwhile, the gay Republican vote is apparently going for McCain, with a margin of error of 100%.Tee-hee. I just outed my brother. Tee-hee.