Megan just sent me this handy link. She's such a godsend.
UPDATE She also sent me some of Heath Ledger's earlier work. Warning, for teenie boppers only:
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Clever Pseudonym
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Except Megan wouldn't recommend using American cheese. She'd tell you to use some artisan, fancy brand of cheese so that you knew how sophisticated she was. She'd also hawk the butter boat thing and some cheese slicers, then spend ten minutes explaining why you needed to cut the sandwich with a $400 knife (links to Amazon thoughtfully provided). If we're lucky, we'd get a ten minute tutorial introducing us to the concept of this highly complicated device known as the "frying pan," which few people outside of Megan's elite circle are familiar with.
It's pretty basic, but then we aren't born knowing how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, so this video will surely help someone. And if that someone asked me, I advise not to use white bread and that awful cheese that comes in plastic wrappers.
Anon, Undoubtedly it will help someone. Someone who is twelve. I've got no objections to the video, but Megan would post something like this for the Atlantic readership, who are more than likely educated adults that knew how to make grilled cheese before they hit puberty.
or someone from a different culture who is unfamiliar with the concept of "grilled cheese sandwich" and has hitherto believed that this was a sandwich made with grilled cheese. Then again, that someone would be well advised not to trust anything Megan publishes/links to.
McMegan is awful, just awful, but at least she's no longer employed by The Atlantic. Still, no one can read her every day and live, so we've all but given up trying. Let's just be glad her upwards failure has leveled off. Posts here will likely remain few and far between, as will my tweets. M. is still at his place and twitter and now also Whiskey Fire, and Clem maintains well deserved alumnus privileges.
for some reason Google slowly deletes votes from random polls. I think they're trying to rig the results for Jebus. You know Google, always going on about the Good Book and His word...
Who should be fired?
Who is the biggest embarassment to their respective organization?
Which fictional poor kid does Megan picture in her mind when writing about inner city public schools?
Who is the biggest methed-up self-hating queen?
Who's worst at accepting criticism?
Who has the worst case of Clinton derangement syndrome?
Who is Megan's secret dream candidate for President?
If/when Hillary drops out, who will Megan shift her hatred onto?
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Except Megan wouldn't recommend using American cheese. She'd tell you to use some artisan, fancy brand of cheese so that you knew how sophisticated she was. She'd also hawk the butter boat thing and some cheese slicers, then spend ten minutes explaining why you needed to cut the sandwich with a $400 knife (links to Amazon thoughtfully provided). If we're lucky, we'd get a ten minute tutorial introducing us to the concept of this highly complicated device known as the "frying pan," which few people outside of Megan's elite circle are familiar with.
It's pretty basic, but then we aren't born knowing how to make a grilled cheese sandwich, so this video will surely help someone. And if that someone asked me, I advise not to use white bread and that awful cheese that comes in plastic wrappers.
I think you learn how to make grilled cheese before you learn how to use youtube.
Anon,
Undoubtedly it will help someone. Someone who is twelve. I've got no objections to the video, but Megan would post something like this for the Atlantic readership, who are more than likely educated adults that knew how to make grilled cheese before they hit puberty.
CP,
or someone from a different culture who is unfamiliar with the concept of "grilled cheese sandwich" and has hitherto believed that this was a sandwich made with grilled cheese.
Then again, that someone would be well advised not to trust anything Megan publishes/links to.
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