No, Megan. we apprecitate it.

Apologies:

. . . for the light posting, by the way--I have some sort of hideous lung infection, and a 10:20 doctor's appointment stretched to nearly one. Insert rant on doctor's office scheduling tactics here. Insert second rant about hideous plague-flu that I acquired from a blogger who shall remain nameless.

OMG! This is my favorite McIdiot post ever. First, she gets all narcissistic and apologizes for not spouting out of her ass enough lately. Yes, Megan, thanks for the apology. Our lives were so hollow in the short time that you left them.

Then, she gets all melodramatic about a fucking chest cold. Wahhh! Hideous lung infection, wahh! Do you have bronchitis? Do you have pneumonia? No? Then shut the fuck up and take some Tylenol like the rest of us.

Wahhhhh, she had to wait to be treated for her completely benign illness. POOR MEGAN! Of course, it's all the doctors fault. I guess she would know, because she spent 5 years working at a doctor's office. Oh wait, no, that was me. Hate to burst your bubble, little-Mrs-Perfect, but doctor's usually only run hours late because they get caught up in emergencies. You know what those are, don't you? They're medical problems exactly the opposite of your FUCKING FLU! Fun fact: doctor's offices would be a lot less crowded if Americans didn't rush to get "fixed" when they have the god damn sniffles.

Finally, she wraps it up with some kind of innuendo or name drop or something. I guess we're supposed to be all impressed cause she hangs out with "bloggers" and gets close enough to actually touch their germs! OHHH, SO DREAMY! I wonder who it was? Was it Matt, who she finally gave that long awaited kiss for on his way out the door, or was it that uppity new guy who brought the germs in from his last office? I hope it's the latter so that we can find out if mademoiselle will "ever go back!!!!!"

In summary: Thank god you were gone! STFU about your flu! Stop complaining about commonplace bullshit and we don't fucking care who you were making out with in the copy room. You're not important. Go away.

Edroso nails Megan

Please go read Roy Edroso's latest post on Megan. Its a real doozy.

We all remember Megan's absolutely genuine furor over Edroso's remark that she was a 'lipstick libertarian', and how Edroso's use of that phrase was indicative of how sexist liberals really are.

Apparently, the meaning has changed. Megan now appears on bloggingheads with Kerry Howley (writer for Reason and possessor of a vagina) under the title: "Lipstick Libertarians."

Either Megan is a lying hypocrite, or she thinks that plurarizing an insult renders it innocuous.

The Aristocracy To Which She Pretends

And the Lord taketh away, and He did take Timmeh unto Him, and the acolytes of Timmeh did wail and rend their garments for their grief was so great. "O Lord!" they beseeched Him, "Pity Your foolish and greedy servants, for without the sacred essence of Timmeh our bodies shall wither and decay and our spirits shall wane unto melancholy, and we shall be given to the most terrible agonies of introspection, until we are reduced to shame most intolerable." And their wailing continued for forty days and forty nights, reaching the dome of Heaven itself. And upon hearing His children's piteous cries, the Lord did appear before them in the form of a burning peacock, and said, "Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of the coming of Luke, Son of Timmeh. Take him unto thy bosoms, so that thee and thine may drink of his essence and be whole again." And the acolytes did drink of Luke's essence, and found that it was good, for though his blood was mixed and his tonsure like unto that of the Pantload, he was truly the Son of Timmeh, and he gladly suffered the foolish and greedy alike, until his life ebbed from him and he gave up the ghost.