Friday, February 6, 2009

NEWSFLASH: Water is Wet

Your morning conspiracy theory:

Am I the only one who thinks that the Republicans--with the exception of squishes in blue states--do not in fact wish the Democrats to compromise with them? The upside of cooperation is limited--they avoid punishment for having voted against it. The upside of voting against whatever the Democrats put up is clear: they get to hammer the Democrats with it.
Megan was the kid who raised her hand in class to repeat exactly what the teacher just said as if it were contributory insight. Every known political commentator came to that realization a week ago, Megan. Even my cat realized it on Monday.
My personal conspiracy theory is that the Yankees are trying to win baseball games by signing good players. I am very smart.

3 comments:

NutellaonToast said...

Water is fucking TRYING to be wet, that slick fucker.

Susan of Texas said...

Megan was the kid who raised her hand in class to repeat exactly what the teacher just said as if it were contributory insight.

You may thnk you're joking, but you're right.

It was so obviously easy to manipulate our professors by turning in sub-standard papers that catered to their political concerns that it was hard to see those beliefs as the product of rigorous analytical thinking.

bulbul said...

I used to have an ironymeter - nice shiny thing with buttons and a touch LCD screen Made in Switzerland. Ever since I started reading your takedowns of Megan, it's been reduced to a smoldering heap of plastic and aluminium and the only sound it makes eerily resembles desperate cries of 'fuck me'.