Monday, August 23, 2010

Shorter Douthat

Roger Clemens went back in time and made Mickey Mantle be an alcoholic in the 50s, ruining baseball for Billy Crystal and Bob Kostas forever.


Emily said...

Plus he said that Bobby Thompson cheated, but stealing the signs with a spy glass wasn't against the rules in 1951.

NutellaonToast said...

Didn't some ball palyer like, pistol whip someone to death and get off scott free?

Nick2155 said...

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says pistol-whipping is against the rules.