My New Career

Megan's stupid. I've decided to become an internet sensation instead of worrying about her. Here's my first go at it. I'm pretty sure it will be the most popular video on the internet in a few hours.

Fatality

This Poor Man thread is toxicly cute. Here's a small taste -- for the strong only:




Seriously, there are videos of fucking bears and tigers play fighting on the internet. Someone needs to step in and shut this fucker down before we all pass out.

Rest for the Wicked

In honor of Megan's abscence, I bring you cat porn:



(Via.)

Cat Porn Fan Fiction

I love it when cats are the early stages of a play fight. They go through those tentative first moments in such an amusing fashion.

Bap! Samus gently smacks Ness on da head, then just lets her paw linger on his face. Ness just sort of looks at her like "oh, you wanna go?" but not in a threatening fashion. More like, he genuinely isn't sure whether she wants to go or not. Whap! He gives her a high five to the stomach. They both look like they're not sure whether they're angry, or confused, or what. How they manage to look confused about being confused is beyond me. Am I ready to fight? Do I know what's going on? Am I confused? Are we fighting? I was just licking you so fighting seems inappropriate, but your paw is definitely on my face right now. Has the fight started and I missed it again? What's going on?

Then Ness pounces on Samus and she slides off the leather couch and thumps onto the floor. They spring to their feet and thumpity-bumpity across the hard wood. Oh man, cats are awesome.

Now they're sitting across the room and pointedly ignoring each other, like you prolly should me...

Happy, happy, joy, joy

Oh, man, I got some sleep, Megan appears to have redrawn into a tight ball of self-loathing (yet she still troopers on), and it's a beautiful out. Today looks to be a great improvement. Sorry about yesterday. Hopefully the frantic ravings of a sleep deprived lunatic amused you. If not, tough shit. Don't get uppity with me or I'll break out the f-bomb again.

Anyway, here's some cat porn for ya: Samus with one of her favorite toys. She freaks out with these things, but there's not cat nip in them or anything like that. I don't know what her deal is. Enjoy!




How do we not have a "Cat Porn" label until now? Baffling...