The Debate Rages On

Talk about out foxing the foxes. This one has more gold in it than the Ormus article...

... as humans and mother Earth gradually increase our base vibratory frequency and ascend into the fourth dimension (a process that began in 1987 and will likely reach completion somewhere between 2018 and 2025)

And Oh How The Liberals Rejoiced

I want to be the first homosexual on my block to get a confirmed kill.

SAME!

It is now literally true that nothing has been accomplished.

VOTE DEMOCRAT!

UPDATE: Oh shit, what if Obama tries his hand at court packing? Man, that'd be fun.

Last Minute Shopping

Goy Day is only two weeks away and still no word on our muse's (about whom I simply CANNOT stop thinking) decision about what to buy our loved ones.

I'm getting a little antsy. OMG. What if I can't display my affection this year because Megan doesn't tell me how? That'd be horrible.

UPDATE: Well, at least I've found this to tide me over.

I Say Good-Pie

This beautiful image doesn't do it for Megan.

This seems like the stupidest appliance ever: it makes mini pies. Or rather, it bakes them. You still have to make the pie first.

And Megan knows from stupid appliances, let me tell you! And let me tell you with several paragraphs wrought in a self centered and condescending style, cuz it's write like McArdle day.

I'm reminded that the holidays are nearly upon us, which leaves me wondering if I should prepare for another holiday gift guide takedown. The last one was one of my better received pennings, which leaves me both eager to follow up but hesitant to ruin it. What say you all?

I don't really make pie often enough to have a whole appliance just dedicated to pie.

From the fucken horse's mouth, folks.

UPDATE:

Oh boy!

The gift list is on its way, and will be massive this year, since we have a lot of new gadgets to talk about. Meanwhile, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, and my thoughts have turned to baking.

What are you making this year? Recipes welcome, particularly if they are for British fruitcake, which is not horrible like American fruitcake. Also naturally welcome: recipes for Hannukah or other non-Christmas holidays. While I am denominational, the blog is not.

I guess I'll have my work cut out for me...

World Keeps on Turning

TBogg does a nice job point out how stupid McMegatard is. Enjoy. The comments are also rather nice.