"It seems to me that my hand is on fire. Could
my readers please summon a fire lorry?"
Condensed McArdle:
The crushing poverty I witnessed in Southeast Asia haunts me still, so you really ought to spend $1325 on kitchen accessories at Amazon, which, were it a man, I would gladly be rogered by.
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The only way to forget crushing poverty is to spend money on extraneous gadgets.
I've always liked the explanation of the rise of the "foodie" in the '80s as being sexual displacement due to fear of AIDS.
Sincerely, Dr. S. Freud
All I have to add is M is quite the gareth hunt.
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