I should be asleep

but I'm up, and after spending most of my computer related time this weekend dealing with crash related issues I finally checked if Megan put anything up over the weekend.
My bad.

My name is Hillary Clinton, and I'm verklempt:

I'm getting that feeling about Hillary. Cry once, you're human. Cry all the time, and it's a schtick. A schtick, moreover, that suggests you're a cynical, manipulative woman who uses tears to get what you want.

Yep. That bitch Hillary has made a career out of waterworks. Remember how every time she went on tv after Monicagate broke she was all weepy n shit? Or how, even years earlier, you could barely make out the words "vast rightwing conspiracy" between the sobbing and the blubbering over the meanies out to get her?
Fucking fuck.
You know what? I don't like Hillary either. She's a centrist, and a political hack, and she'll do whatever her advisors tell her to do on anything important. That doesn't make her a weak female, it makes her a political hack, which is apparent regardless.
In the meantime, dissembling or being manipulative is something Megan would never, ever do. Especially not for trivial reasons.
Stop making me defend Hillary, Megan and Maureen Dowd and the rest of the Heathers. It doesn't matter to anyone in the goddamn world you don't like her as a person. That Hillary's positions and proposed policies have major flaws are more than enough cause to oppose her candidacy. Clinton derangement syndrome is never a pretty thing. Soon Megan will be talking about Vince Foster and lesbian cocaine smugglers.

Oh, and the comments to this post are a real treat. Since we here at FMM hate wimmin, we fully endorse each of them, save those by nutellaontoast and brooksfoe. If something bleeds but doesn't blablahblah etcetc.