Friday, February 27, 2009

Cat Porn Fan Fiction

I love it when cats are the early stages of a play fight. They go through those tentative first moments in such an amusing fashion.

Bap! Samus gently smacks Ness on da head, then just lets her paw linger on his face. Ness just sort of looks at her like "oh, you wanna go?" but not in a threatening fashion. More like, he genuinely isn't sure whether she wants to go or not. Whap! He gives her a high five to the stomach. They both look like they're not sure whether they're angry, or confused, or what. How they manage to look confused about being confused is beyond me. Am I ready to fight? Do I know what's going on? Am I confused? Are we fighting? I was just licking you so fighting seems inappropriate, but your paw is definitely on my face right now. Has the fight started and I missed it again? What's going on?

Then Ness pounces on Samus and she slides off the leather couch and thumps onto the floor. They spring to their feet and thumpity-bumpity across the hard wood. Oh man, cats are awesome.

Now they're sitting across the room and pointedly ignoring each other, like you prolly should me...

4 comments:

Yuppers said...

Do you name all your cats after NES and SNES game characters?


Cool.

Mr. Wonderful said...

Damn you, Megan McArdle!

NutellaonToast said...

Video game characters in general. Zelda, Sonic etc.

And Mr W, cat porn is an old tradition here! I don't know why brad stopped but if my roommate still had a digital camera you'd see a lot more of it!

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