What?

Has the market bottomed?:

It has to sometime--why not yesterday?

Damn, that's quality analysis. Where does she find the time to learn all the things that go into it?
But wait, no?

But as traders say, even a dead cat will bounce if you drop it from high enough. I'd put my money on short covering before I'd bet on a bottom.

To sum up, Megan thinks the markets are maybe starting to recover, except they're probably not.
You heard it here first second.