Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Never Is a Promise

I saw on facebook that Levi Johnson is making his first TV appearance. I promised myself that I would not:

1) Verify this

2) Even double check that that's the proper spelling of his name

3) Search on youtube or anywhere else later for a clip of what he says

4) Click any embedded videos that have even a remote chance of having anything to do with Sarah Palin.

I don't get why Republicans chased from offices with pitchforks *cough*newtgingrich*cough* get to stick around and annoy us so much. I guess Levi's not really part of that, per se, but I've had enough of all kinds of Palin.... stupid AND annoying.

Will you make the pledge with me? If we get people started weening now, perhaps we can make 2010 a Palin free year!

10 comments:

Ken Houghton said...

I would, but the advert he's doing ("now Levi Johnston is using protection") is just too appropriate.

NutellaonToast said...

Nooooooooo! Ken! IT'S A TRAP!

bulbul said...

Oh my God, they killed Ken!
The bastards!

Anonymous said...

Johnston is on a tour to dish out the dirt on Palin, so he's not part of the wingnut welfare system. Of course the system he's part of is just as disgusting, but...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, he's not going to be helping Palin. Did you see the Vanity Fair interview?

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2009/09/levi-johnston.html

NutellaonToast said...

I know that. I just mean the interest in her in general. She's fucking Paris Hilton. Famous for no fucking reason. LOOK AWAY!

NutellaonToast said...

Actually, if she WERE fucking Paris Hilton, that I'd like to know.

clever pseudonym said...

Well, Paris Hilton did make a sex tape, which is infinitely more useful than anything Palin's ever done.

Harvey said...

Actually, I think Johnston's mission to tar and feather Palin only serves to further your cause. A Palin-free future will probably require her complete and utter humilation in the eyes of everyone. Otherwise, the wingnuts will keep bringing up her name as a serious contender in the next election, as if we've already forgotten what happened the last time around.

NutellaonToast said...

Your notion that humiliation quiets wingnuts is amusing, but false. I have a bathroom in a Minnesota airport I'd like to sell you.

To be clear, gay sex being only a humiliation in the eyes of the wingnuts and actually not something I give two shits about.