Sunday, February 7, 2010

What I Learned From This Year's Superbowl Ads

having a penis means I have to conform to banal, empty gender stereotypes which, by pure coincidence, serve the profit margins of large corporations.

I'm sorry for ever having listened to myself or women the ladiezz stupid girls.

Now where's Tebow to lie to me about his mother's pregnancy with him? Did I miss it?


M. Bouffant said...

I saw Timmy's & Mommy's ad a couple of times during the pre-game, but not during the game itself, though I can't say I was glued to the screen.

The $3-million/30-sec. rate during the game itself may have a little steep for Dobson & his lay-off prone outfit.

M. Bouffant said...


"BUUUUURRPP!! D00d, where's the beer?"

bulbul said...

Do I even wanna know...?

BillCinSD said...

The Tebow ad was the second or third one shown during the game. It was pretty nondescript