Thursday, February 25, 2010

This One Doesn't Even Have Guns

Breaking News! Leaked transcripts of secret NBC discussions regarding Olympic coverage:

NBC Executive: Should we play women's gold medal hockey today or women's cross country skiing?

Total Moron: Cross country. Nothing's more exciting than that.

NBC Executive: Well, you're the brains of this outfit. Let's do it!
I knew it!

8 comments:

Emiy said...

I'd certainly rather see cross-country than hockey.

NutellaonToast said...

You're not allowed on this blog anymore.

Emily said...

Bummer.

Chad said...

And I'd rather be watching 30 Rock.

Anonymous said...

The hockey wasn't on CNBC? That's been the hockey channel.

NutellaonToast said...

It was on MSNBC, but some of us don't have cable.

NBC puts out 3 channels over the air. Number 3 in my area has been airing OLYMPIC TRIALS every time I've checked. Trials... wtf....? It happened months ago AND no one cares AND the fucking OLYMPICS ARE ON.

Bill Rutherford, Princeton Admissions said...

Remember when NBC tried to get people to pay just to watch the Olympics? Good times.

Anonymous said...

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