Monday, January 14, 2008

I should be asleep

but I'm up, and after spending most of my computer related time this weekend dealing with crash related issues I finally checked if Megan put anything up over the weekend.
My bad.

My name is Hillary Clinton, and I'm verklempt:

I'm getting that feeling about Hillary. Cry once, you're human. Cry all the time, and it's a schtick. A schtick, moreover, that suggests you're a cynical, manipulative woman who uses tears to get what you want.
Yep. That bitch Hillary has made a career out of waterworks. Remember how every time she went on tv after Monicagate broke she was all weepy n shit? Or how, even years earlier, you could barely make out the words "vast rightwing conspiracy" between the sobbing and the blubbering over the meanies out to get her?
Fucking fuck.
You know what? I don't like Hillary either. She's a centrist, and a political hack, and she'll do whatever her advisors tell her to do on anything important. That doesn't make her a weak female, it makes her a political hack, which is apparent regardless.
In the meantime, dissembling or being manipulative is something Megan would never, ever do. Especially not for trivial reasons.
Stop making me defend Hillary, Megan and Maureen Dowd and the rest of the Heathers. It doesn't matter to anyone in the goddamn world you don't like her as a person. That Hillary's positions and proposed policies have major flaws are more than enough cause to oppose her candidacy. Clinton derangement syndrome is never a pretty thing. Soon Megan will be talking about Vince Foster and lesbian cocaine smugglers.

Oh, and the comments to this post are a real treat. Since we here at FMM hate wimmin, we fully endorse each of them, save those by nutellaontoast and brooksfoe. If something bleeds but doesn't blablahblah etcetc.


NutellaonToast said...

I'm such an attention whore. Some silly blog with 6 readers mentions my name and I can't stop smiling.

Please, do one on her most recent post about how the traumas of war don't cause people to go crazy. It's classic.

I swear, it's like her brain is being sucked out.

Anonymous said...


Today's two posts on the Times story being meaningless are both insane. She essentially argues that the entire article is a series of "silly anecdotes" that don't offer any "actual information."

She is a robot.

NutellaonToast said...

I swear she didn't used to be like this. I think she caught on to how little she was blogging and so has decided to replace what little quality she had with quantity.

Sigh. Does anyone know any good conservative blogs? I'm not conservative but I like to try and expose myself to well thought out counterarguments to my beliefs. I feel like she used to kind of fit that bill but no more.