Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The sky is falling!

Capitol hill being evacuated:

Apparently this is because an unknown plane has entered DC air space. The CNN anchor clearly knows more, but isn't saying.

Yeah, the anchor's totally got a secret about an impending terrorist attack but he's not gonna tell cause he still remembers that time you told Michelle Malkin about the crush he had on her.

If this blog suddenly goes off the air . . . well, it's been nice knowing you all. And America: please avenge my death by taking out whatever coffee-shop and thrift-store hating terrorists drove a plane into U Street.

If the terrorists are after you, Megan, I'm on their side.

Seriously, who the hell is this self centered?!?!!

Oh, also, who the hell is this NOT FUCKING FUNNY AT ALL.

She sucks at comedy. She sucks at economic analysis. She has the moral compass of... something without a moral compass, I guess. I dunno. Anyway, she can't write. She can't proofread. She doesn't know how to use Google let alone do any legitimate research. What purpose does she serve again?

Sorry, I quit for real this time.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This isn't nearly as bad as her stupid joke about needlepointing a giant Elvis.

spencer said...

This:

the anchor's totally got a secret about an impending terrorist attack but he's not gonna tell cause he still remembers that time you told Michelle Malkin about the crush he had on her.

is funny.

Megan? Ummmmm, no.