Titles Only

Monday recipe-blogging: Vegan brunch:
OMG! I can't wait to see what Megan ate yesterday! This is so exciting!

Why ask why?
Because we're terribly confused. We ask "why?" because we frantically need to be told why on earth this freak of nature was given a podium. Without an adequate explanation, our faith in the rightness of the universe is rapidly unraveling. We ask "why?" because the essence of our very beings, our certainty that all life is sacred, hangs in the balance. We ask "why?" because this vile woman's place of moderate influence in the blogosphere threatens our souls.

The sleep of death
Makes sense that she'd title a post about a deadly form of insomnia "the sleep of death" but only because she's retarded and you expect retarded people to do retarded things.

Good news
Meganlomaniac stopped blogging?

Cognitive Dissonance
Do I go with a joke about how obviously Megan suffers from this herself, or about how the post provides an example of something that is not at all cognitive dissonance? Decisions decisions.

Doing your own thing: The McDiavlog:
Megan also invented the internet.

Spanking kills . . . your soul
For once, she's dead on. Thinking of Megan and spanking does kill my soul.

Those crazy Belgians
Hi readers! I don't know anything about Belgium, just like you! Aren't you glad we shared this moment?

We're not safe, but at least we're broke!
Don't worry, we can just withdraw from our trust funds! Everyone has them!

On approval
Megan desperately needs some. If you like excessively tall, colorblind, gigantic eared women flexible enough to insert their scalp into their rectum, please drop Megan a line.