Thursday, August 28, 2008

Recipe for Hypocrisy

First, gather a link to Ta-Nehisi in a small blog post:

"The man from everywhere, which means nowhere," is barely functional English. Seriously I would flunk a high school freshman for writing that.
Sprinkle generously with "sic"s. Garnish with "wtf is 'functional' English" to taste. Serves the entire idiot blogosphere.

6 comments:

spencer said...

Seriously I would flunk a high school freshman for writing that.

And I would deduct points for neglecting to place a comma after "seriously."

Isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of incredible writer or something? I'd never heard of him until recently, but based on what I've seen so far, color me unimpressed.

Clem said...

You wrote 'color.' Clearly, you are a racist.

spencer said...

I knew someone would eventually come back with that. I just had no idea it would happen so quickly.

Clem said...

I am sceptical of your claim.

spencer said...

That's because you are jealous.

bulbul said...

No, he's envious.