Saturday, August 29, 2009


I'm back. Australia was fun. I got to pet a fucking Koala. Awesome. Also, a wallaby tried to eat my chicken schnitzel and I almost ran over 7 baby emus. Australia is fucking tits (but not titty fucking, of which I'm not particularly fond). It's like a whole nother continent.

I had a funny post planned where I acted like Megan in discussing Oz. I was going to "accidentally" use Australian words, speak out of both sides of my mouth, and sound like an idiot. Highlights would have included a libertarians take on the cane toad and... other shit that I forgot. Frankly, though, I'm not feeling Meganocity today. I think I'll go back to my coffee.

PS If you ever go to Australia, go for months not weeks, if you can. And rent a 4WD.


Susan of Texas said...

Welcome back. I regret to inform you that McArdle is still the world's worst paid blogger.

NutellaonToast said...

Strangely enough, in Australia she's the worlds best unpaid blogger, like the hurricanes spinning the other way.

Mr. Wonderful said...

"Also, a wallaby tried to eat my chicken schnitzel and I almost ran over 7 baby emus."

Okay, enough with the smutty slang. What really happened?

NutellaonToast said...

Well, let's just say that I took a boat ride in the billabong.

arguingwithsignposts said...

So I hear that the rest of the world is shit, per Ms. McArdle. I guess you've been brainwashed.

welcome back to the bestest country in teh world with the bestest health care system evah!