How Bad Can It Be? This Bad.

The Atlantic has come to this:

So I am informed that Okkervil River tickets for this Sunday are sold out. This is a pretty thin hope, but does anyone know where I can acquire one or two?

Please refrain from starting items w/ "So." Thank you.

Brad adds:

I disagree. It's this bad.

MB comes back: Saw that too, but it didn't seem as pathetic/trivial as "any one got any tickets?"