Wednesday, February 6, 2008

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS

MEGAN IS NOW A VEGAN. REPEAT, MEGAN IS NOW A VEGAN. UPDATE YOUR FILES, AND YOUR PLANNED MENUS.

It is now Ash Wednesday, and I am officially a vegan. A friend is over at my house watching the results, and eating my butter-flavored popcorn. The smell is suddenly unbearably alluring.
... wonderful. Prepare yourselves for a series of posts about how much she misses non vegan food product x, but is such a great person because of it. Also, it's butter flavored, Megan. That means there's probably not any real butter in it. You gonna make a show of not eating veggie burgers, too?

P.S. (to Megan) - If you ever quote Monty Python again, I will kill you.

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