jebus ferretfucking christ. A fucking clique in-joke. Jacob Greer's top Google result is his fucking Facebook page, so don't feel bad for having no fucking idea who he is.
Next up, a series of posts in the code Megan and her best friend from 5th grade came up with in Mrs. Calloway's Algebra class.
Fucking.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Fucking in-jokes
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Fuck you for leading me to some asinine homemade Youtube video that wasted 40 seconds of my life. What the hell was that?
I just can't deal with her today. Milton Freeman, her junior high snide style, "I wasn't going to buy a gun, because, hey, what would I do with it?" Ugh. And talking about her teen sex life, and a commenter's "I think Megan McArdle as Taller Lara Croft is just a fascinating suggestion."
What a freak show.
OMG, Megan McArdle as a taller Lara croft? Lara croft already has a ridiculously impossible center of gravity, add 8 inches to that and sh'ed never be to able to get off the ground without a crane.
Yet these peoeple, they fantasize about this. This is the best possible sexy thing that they can think of.
Wow.
Just wow.
Nownow CP. Don't forget your inherent weaker wimminness. I could deny you laudanum for a week, how'd yah like that?
She's talking about her teen sex life?
That is exactly why I quit contributing here all those months ago. Because I was afraid I'd have to read something like that.
Not the drugs! I'm sorry, I should never have questioned your inherent male superiority. I'll go bake you a pie right now to make up for it.
That's better.
Now put on that corset and try not to die in childbirth.
It could be worse, Spencer. She could be talking about her current sex life, which involves a plush killer-whale suit, meth and a small, wild-caught salmon.
The way she wrote that sentence, though - "my fifteen-year-old boyfriend" - made it seem like she was talking about her current sex life. She's so sloppy she didn't even note that she was talking about back in the day.
But Clem takes the gold for the Stomach Churning competition in the Gross Out Olympics. Ew. I think I'm going to have to skip dinner.
Y'know, Susan, what with the problems they're having in Beijing (algae blooms threatening outdoor water sports), there might yet be a place on the team for McArdle. They'd have to create a new pool event, like, say, "400m Freestyle Yiffing."
She'll take the Gold if she can convince her boyfriend to break the favorite's flipper.
Did I say Susan? I meant Pseudonym. Christ, the McArdle is catching. I need to go away.
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