Saturday, April 19, 2008

Adding to the Catholic Church's death toll

The BBC reports that "Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'".
For guys, at least.

Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
Well..... if you insist.

3 comments:

spencer said...

That is excellent news. When can I expect to see a reduction in my health insurance premiums? If they need proof, I'd be, um, wiling to provide some, I guess . . .

Johnny Coelacanth said...

Woohoo! At this rate not only will I be cancer-free, I'll be immortal!

M. Bouffant said...

I've heard that too much use may also lead to the Big C. in your boo-tee, so be careful. Only person I know who died of it, F. Zappa, got plenty of use from his.