Can anyone parody this?
What adult would not only think this: "I realized the other night that I still haven't really emotionally grasped the fact that I am never going to have superpowers.", But actually share it with other people?
Weird.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
wtf?
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It would be more useful if she recognized she'll never be an economics journalist.
Well, I've never emotionally grasped the fact that I'll never get to play for the NFL, so I can sort of understand her point.
Megan, most of us don't have to emotionally grapple with that fact.
Instead, most of us just turn eleven and quietly move on.
How does she know she'll never have superpowers? It could totally happen!! Tomorrow, even. Especially were she to be hit by lightning. Or, in her case "lightening." (Is that something that makes one lighten up?) In which case I'm all for it for Megatron.
I could also get behind an incident that involves Megan being bitten by a radioactive spider.
Or be involved w/ an ordinarily fatal dose of gamma radiation.
Hey, it's not torture, it's an experiment! Where's your spirit of inquiry?
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