Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Couple Cherry Picks

ZOMG!!!! TAXES!!!!!
Wahh! Poor Megan has to do her taxes and IT'S TOTALLY UNFAIR!!!! <STOMP> <STOMP> <STOMP>

Seriously, she writes the longest post of ever, and she's bitching that her taxes are complicated. Then HIRE A FUCKING ACCOUNTANT. They don't cost that much and they do it all for you. But seriously, do it your fucking self. I can't wait to see her get audited.

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Who in hell watches blogging heads? Even Glenn Greenwald sounds like an idiot on there. "Uh, um, uh, um could you, uh, um, uh, ium, shut the fucking hell, uh um, up?!"

Megan sees a bumble bee, flips out.

I'm not kidding.

Duh, I'm a reporter, duh

Megan posts about how all government money goes to Medicare, Social Security, and Defense. This is news to her? Anyone know how long that's been the case? I can't remember a time when I followed the news and it wasn't. Then again, I can remember the past and Megan, well, not so much.

Oh, yeah, and she makes a crappy joke, too.


Blake said...

She's had freelance income in 2007 from which presumably no deductions were made. So when does she decide to figure out how much tax she owes? Why on April 15of course. When I used to do contract work, the first thing I'd do when I got my 1099s in January is figure out how much fucking tax I was going to have to pay in April. But dumbass Megan waits to April fucking 15 to figure it out. Probably because she can always "borrow" from mom and dad if --and when--she needs to. Bitch.

And actually if you read her literally, she's just bitching about Turbotax which is wasting her time asking stupid questions, not the tax code.

And why the fuck is she using Turbotax in the first place. She's single, doesn't have a mortgage or children, so why the fuck is she even bothering to itemize? All that she needs to do is fill out a fucking 1040EZ, assuming she made less than $70k last year (which I think is a given). Maybe she's got capital gains or something, but if that were the case, she should have simply paid a tax preparer a couple hundred bucks to do her taxes. She probably paid more for this year's version of Turbatax than she saved from not going to H & R Block. Dumb fucking bitch.

NutellaonToast said...

that's not ture. Turbotax is only 30 bucks but H and R is like 200 and they suck balls.

TurboTax or a local accountant is the way to go. HandR fucked me over and I've been under audit for the past two years now. Long story.

M. Bouffant said...

You morons actually file? And have income? Suckers.

NutellaonToast said...

Are you still mad at you for stepping over you on Telegraph? Get a job, hippie.

Anonymous said...

I first encountered McArdle via Greenwald, and I was shocked to realize what a complete idiot he is. And in The Atlantic, no less. Anyway, this site fills a critical need. Perhaps when fired she'll do a "Right-Wing Hacks Gone Wild" video - that might be worthwhile.

Clever Pseudonym said...

When right wing hacks go wild, they meet up at a national monument in DC with their iPods and dance to themselves, each with their own music. If Brad things Bloggingheads is painful to watch, imagine the footage of that one.