Monday, April 7, 2008

I'd like to thank God for war, strife, poverty and oppression

"By the end of episode two, we were lamenting the absence of a revolution to which we could credibly pledge our "Lives, our Fortunes, and our Sacred Honor""

Yeah, I am so pumped at the idea of fighting against tyranny. It'd be so much more the awesome than this prosperity, freedom, and equality of unseen proportions in pretty much the entirety of the fucking history of human beings.

"und here ve zee the right-ving-oothoritarian-purfonality ungaged ind a lif ur deth stroogle vith a lack oof thingz to shoot"


Possibly the stupidest debate ever is going on in the comments, at her bequest. Who was your "favorite" founding father.

Seriously, this shit is like sports to these fucking people. Way to dumb it down, guys. Way to dumb it down.

1 comment:

Clever Pseudonym said...

Maybe they could have got real lucky and wound up having a leg sawed off or their homes burned to the ground. Burying their children would have only been an extra bonus on top of the unadulterated pleasure of killing total strangers in battle!

Crickey, I'm glad somebody had the guts and brains to fight the fight, but I'll take it with a few hundred years of social evolution and progress behind me.