Saturday, April 19, 2008

I may not be Ann Althouse

but she still loves me. It'd been so many months since we last danced, I was beginning to fear she'd forgotten.
Thank goodness.

Oh, and Ann-fans, do stick around. We've been lacking for trolls here. Try to be concise, tho. Paragraphs = who cares.

5 comments:

NutellaonToast said...

I love Ann. She makes my ex-girlfriends look sane.

Anonymous said...

You've been lacking for trolls here? I'd say glancing through your posts you've pretty much been lacking any commenters here. I guess they're all over at the house of Alt.

Clever Pseudonym said...

Anonymous,
And that's why I'm not.

brad said...

I know, anon. We're so lonely, that's why we need Ann-fans like you to tell us about the world and keep us in our place.

Trooper York said...

I don't know, I think some of my longer paragraphs are kinda fun. How about roman à clef where you, Althouse, Peggy Noonan, and Amanda Marcotte hang around like the sex and the city girls. The characters even work. Ann can be the old broad, Amanda can be the dyke, Peggy can be the inept society bitch and you can be star. Sound good so far?